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Melanie
| Full Name : | Melanie De Chaux |
| Occupation: | Creative Director |
| Likes: | No-one dares ask |
| Dislikes: | As far as we can tell everything and everyone |
| Favourite word: | Too rude to print, but generally any insult |
Cruella De Ville pales in significance next to this relic of the PR industry. Formidable and infamous she has more ‘cahones’ than a field full of bulls. She never answers her own mobile phone and is currently on her 28th assistant in twelve months, the last one having being signed off with a ‘stress-related’ illness.
Most people she addresses questions to can barely manage a stutter. After an interminable thirty seconds of the person in question trying to muster an intelligible response, she accuses them of being incompetent and storms off, incandescent with rage at everyone’s general inability to do simple things.
She has an impressive client list but this is largely due to the fact that they have yet to find one person brave enough to say no to her. If the company were able to send her on an anger management course they would, but the managing director has not managed to pluck up the courage since she started working there, over thirty years ago.
