Henry

In his pinstripe suit and black brogue shoes you might be forgiven for thinking this veteran of the industry may actually have some tricks up his sleeve. In reality we are not sure what he does or if he even knows how to send an email. 

We do know however, that he is very fond of golf and rather partial to a tipple, as his absence from the Monday morning meetings will testify. An ageing lothario, he is most famous for his offensive exploits at the Christmas party, usually involving a young, unsuspecting female whilst his long-suffering wife looks on pink-cheeked and mortified. 

A regular at networking events for all the wrong reasons, generally he can be found propping up the bar, running up his impressive expense account whilst shoveling his third plate from the free buffet into his gargantuan face. This would be a blessing if it kept him quiet, but judging by the amount of dry-cleaning bills that get sent in his name, this is unfortunately not the case.